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I
am the only person to ever make Chuck Noris cry.
can eat 7 hot dogs in one sitting.
like to drink a little too much and attend art openings, not in that order.
reunited Hall and Oats.
brought curling to America.
broke up the marriage of Capt. and Mrs. Crunch.
lost the polio vaccine to Jonas Salk in a poker game.
love gus gus, the mouse.
single handedly got Pauly Shore to stop making good movies.
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